thelastrequim's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Heroic Sniper]

No, just no. I don't even want to review it.

[Whack Harry]

Wow this was horrible! If this was a test, then why upload. And why did you think we wanted to know you just turned 12? The time before losing was too short, no music, sound, or animations...leave these "games" on your OWN computer kid.

[FlipIt - HTML5]

Meh, nothing too new...or fun. I flew through levels, it's all about the obvious patterns. If you want to do this, just play Sonic Adventure or that space game of Jonbro's.

[Money Park]

Boring...too quick to finish upgrades...just plain awful.

[Stick Platformer]

Ok, time for some constructive criticism, this is not meant to be insulting, offensive, or taken personal.

The good: The controls are pretty intuitive
The double-jump and wall-jumps really help hen you fall
The bad: Bad level design, needs different(not different colour) backgrounds and different looking platforms for the different levels
Controls are WAY too sensitive, making it hard to avoid falling
No different types of platforms(e.g: moving, dissapearing, falling, etc.)
Enemies make platformers better...just saying
The "exit" at the end of a level isconfusing and hard to use, this bug(unless it was intentional to make them hard) accounts for two times my normal deaths
Need sound AND bgm, and maybe a few catchphrases
I want a storyline

All in all, while the game DOES have potential, it needs to be worked on a little(or a lot) to make it 5-star worthy, because as it stands now, it feels more like a pre-game/loading screen game. Ciao!

[MINECRAFT: flash game]

How did this game even make it onto the site?

[Newgrounds Flagging Guide]

I don't see the whistle anywhere on the screen, and yes, I am on a game that is under judgement.

[Green Can with Legs]

You don't put test runs on Newgrounds, and I have came to the conclusion that this game is unplayable and ha no purpose.

MrTomzxs responds:

OK, your review has many flaws to it: 1. Reviews are supposed to be somewhat helpful. Your review doesn't seem all too helpful at all. 2. Grammar. Examples: "came" should be "come" and "ha" should probably be "has" or "had" because my work was removed. 3. How would YOU know want kind of games can/cannot be submitted on NewGrounds? I do not believe you have the authority to say I can't put a game test on NG. Now, if you could just read the review guidelines again, that would be helpful.

[Kill The Glove]

Umm, I won, but, kinda sucks, is this a test, because if it is, don't put it on the internet.

PoisonHeart responds:

thanks for playing!

[Deep Sleep]

We NEED this to be on the portal, I'm still sweating like crap. This is one of the BEST point 'n clicks I've ever played, if you and Afro Ninja got together, it would be the scariest, most fun, and most puzzling escape game ever.